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50 Ways To Kill Me
I started making electronic music with a Casio keyboard in 1995 but I didn't do anything under the "50 ways to kill me" name until 1999, the year with the upside down 666. The band first started as a joke to make my girlfriend at the time (Sandi Turic) laugh. I didn't think I'd ever play live and I just figured I'd make one album with 50 songs and have each title be a way that I can kill myself. Well, multiple releases (Each full length still having 50 songs about ways to die) and tours later I'm still going strong. I take the band a lot more serious than I used to and I use it to push my political belief on others of wanting 100% pure human extinction. 50 Ways is most infamous for it's controversial, apalling, and shocking, adult live performance antics. Also, even if the venue doesn't pull the plug mid-performance, live shows don't typically last over 20 minutes.Tours:
* "All Around Us / 50 More Ways To Die For Satan" tour with Verbal Abuse & Eyes Of Hate | 2004-2005* "Jack Daniel's & Cocaine" tour with Verbal Abuse & Eyes Of Hate | 2005
Discography:
2000:* "first 25 Ways" demo - cdr - (no label)
2001:
* "second 25 ways" demo - cdr - (no label)
2003:
* (self titled) full length - cdr - (HSP Records) - download now
* "the morning star" ep - cdr - (HSP Records)
* (untitled) split with TOxDIE - cdr & cassette (HSP, Rela Mati, My Lai)
2004:
* "mediacore as fuck" 4 way split with Penis Asylum, Phonefuck, & Extreme Movie Mania - cdr - (HSP Records)
* "5 way fuck" 5 way split with The Petualanguan Sherina, Ultrabused Orifice, HaemorrDrench, Imbibing Bile - cdr - (HSP Records)
* "50 more ways to die for satan" full length tour version - cdr - (HSP Records) - download now
2005:
* (self titled) full length re-release - cdr - (Fecal Matter Discorporated)
* "the morning star" ep re-release - cdr - (Fecal Matter Discorporated)
* "what is that smell?" split with Schitnthezocieties - cdr - (HSP Records)
* "enemies of this world" 4 way split with Anti-Ben, Worms, & Iron bitchface - cdr - (fmd)
* "Gutspuking Foursome" 4 way split with Scumfuck, Diaphragma, & Anus Tumor - cdr & cassette (SKP Records & Kinetic Sleaze)
* "Sex Drugs & Suicide/Nature Of The Beyond" split with Kingdom Cum - cd & vinyl (New Amerika Recordings)
* "50 more ways to die for satan" - full length official version - cdr - (Fecal Matter Discorporated)
2006:
* "media to gore" - split with Losteror - cdr - (Darkroom)
* "Legalize Suicide" - full length - cdr - (Fecal Matter Discorporated) - download now
* "5 way cyber split" - re-release of "5 way fuck" (new name) - cdr - (Fecal Matter Discorporated)
* "Fun Funeral" - full length & split with Geldgeber Manager - double cd - (New Amerika) - download now
* "Apocalypse Noise" - 3 way split with Decayin' Corpse & Ignorants - cdr - (SKP Records)
* "Forced Euthanasia" - ep - 3.5inch floppy disk - (The Sewer Anchovies Society)
* "Get Fucked/When Boogdish ruled the World" - split with Boogdish - cdr - (HSP Records)
2007:
* (untitled) - split with Political Necroshemalebob - cdr - (Fecal Nazi Shapeshifter)
* "split music tape" - split with Boogdish - cassette - (New Amerika Recordings)
* "death by the sword/perfect day on gordon street" - split with Boogdish - 7" vinyl - (New Amerika)
* "get cancer" - 3 way split with Breakdancing Ronald Reagan & Signal - downloadable only - (Country Cookin Net Label)
* (untitled) - 3 way split with Dirty Sanchez & Zombies eat brains - (Fecal Nazi Shapeshifter)
* (untitled) - split with Pyvria - cdr - (Gitface Records)
2008:
* "Get Fucked" Ep - cassette - (no label)
* (untitled) - 3 way split with Breakdancing Ronald Reagan & The When McGruff Was King - cdr - (What About Me? Records)
* (untitled) - split with Anti-Dubya - downloadable only - (Preying Man Tits Records)
* (untitled) - 3 way split with Sin Guta Para Que Tallarin and Dosa - mini 3" cdr - (Laser Grind Trading Co.)
* "Putrid and Floppy" - split with Vomit Abortion - 3.5inch floppy disk - (no label)
* "Banana Split" - split with Penis Enlargement - cassette - (Nuclear Alcoholocaust)
* (untitled) - 4 way split with Funslaughter, CumSock, & Disinvolve - cdr - (Corrupt Productions)
* (untitled) ep - cassette - (Corrupt Productions)
2009:
* (untitled) - 3 way split with Ecoute La Merde & Anal Colic - cassette - (Underground Pollution Records)
* (untitled) - first split with Rectal Twat - cassette - (Sludgsicle Records)
* (untitled) - second split with Rectal Twat - cassette - (Bezerker Records)
* "50 More Ways To Die For Satan" - re-release - cassette - (Sludgsicle Records)
Sounds:
Taken from the Self Titled:* "Hit My Head With A Hammer":
Taken from "50 More Ways To Die For Satan":
* "Suck My Dick With Razorblades In Your Mouth":
Taken from "Fun Funeral":
* "Put A Bullet In My Brain":
* "Gas Me With Zyklon":
Taken from "Get Fucked": Ep
* "Kill Me With A Chainsaw":
