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From 1996 till about 2002 I used to create software. A few screen savers, but mostly silly video games. I believe I've made over 60 computer games and from moving all the time and traveling and getting new computers, the only 2 I've been able to recover are "Smooth Talking" & "Zoggles". I doubt i'll get access to the other ones ever again, It's so depressing how many years of work went to waste.

The Shiteater

The Shiteater... ... A Game About.. Well, Eating Shit!

This is a very simple game where you have to catch as much poo in your mouth as possible without dying. There are 4 difficulty levels. Because I didn't think I'd ever show anyone the game when I made it, the "game over" screen uses someone elses copyrighted music, and because of that I can't make this game available to the public, so the download area is password protected. If I know you in person chances are I've told you the password. If not, email me telling me how I know you and I'll provide the password.

Smooth Talking

Smooth Talking... ... The World's Sexiest Computer Game.

Heres a screen shot but of coarse I blurred out her face, nipples, and vagina. Since I made this game when I was young and stupid, I used graphics taken from porn sites of women without their permission so I can not make the game downloadable to the public, this is why the download area is password protected.

To get the password to the download area so that you can download Smooth Talking, you must contact me requesting the password and in the email you must tell me who you are and how I know you.

Zoggles

Zoggles.. The Most Brutal Adventure

Heres a screen shot from the game. It's an action shoot-em up game like pacman only you are a decapitated penis and shooting sperm is your weapon.

The plot:
300,000 years ago on a planet called Kron in a galaxy kinda far away, there was a species that was very similar to humans. The human-like creatures eventually went extinct because of capitalism and pollution and their greedy way of life. hundreds of years later a species known as The Zoggles evolved. The Zoggles live under a dictatorship and are all told what to do by the evil dictator Lord Cornellious. They are not free, they are not happy. Lord Cornellious is too powerful to be over thrown so one day some scientist-like Zoggles found some DNA of the human-like creature's prostate area. They used that and the DNA of an extinct monster to create a Penis Warrior known as Prince Peen. The scientists secretly created Prince Peen to battle Lord Cornellious and overthrow him so that the Zoggles can live under peace, happiness, and pure anarchy! Eventually after Lord Cornellious found out about the creation of Prince Peen in underground labs behind his back, he was furious. He did a magic spell (by methods of brainwash through media) to turn all of the Zoggles evil to fight against Prince Peen. Prince Peen must destroy all of the evil Zoggles and then destroy Lord Cornellious so that the remaining alive Zoggles can be transformed back into friendly again and live under the happiness and freedom and anarchist new Kronion nation, and live happily ever after. Then Prince Peen could be sent to Earth and be surgically attached to John Bobbit. Go out and destroy Cornellious NOW!!!!!!

Unfortunatly, this game is a little too wild for the public so the download area is password protected. To get the password to the download area so that you can download Zoggles, you must contact me requesting the password. In the email you must tell me who you are and how I know you.

The game is for personal use at home only.